South West Rally No 1

[paul doran]

RALPH


Got phone call from the young un back at home and says ticket has arrived cheers . Hope the weather is like it is here in ibiza get back home around 10am on friday then straight onto the zed for 445miles to scottish rally cant wait .

Any way back to the pool and bacardi ^ coke

PHIL

bring large ear plug's that way you won't have to listen to Ralph
but you will have to look at the sorry git

[RALPHARAMA]

Instead of sitting on the sidelines carping, why not come across to God's own country and join us for a great rally .... then you can decide whether I'm a t**t or not

I'll buy you your fist Zider if you come over

[paul doran]

Instead of sitting on the sidelines carping, why not come across to God's own country and join us for a great rally .... then you can decide whether I'm a t**t or not

I'll buy you your fist Zider if you come over

I have been to more Zed rallie's than you have had hot dinner's
so I usualy know when to avoid the boring one's

so I will avoid this one like the plague

[RALPHARAMA]

Instead of sitting on the sidelines carping, why not come across to God's own country and join us for a great rally .... then you can decide whether I'm a t**t or not

I'll buy you your fist Zider if you come over

I have been to more Zed rallie's than you have had hot dinner's
so I usualy know when to avoid the boring one's

so I will avoid this one like the plague

Well I hope ours is as boring as the the Yorks Rally which you must have deemed too boring to attend. Clearly your definition of a boring rally equates to a great rally.

You're just scared that you can't keep up with the youth of the club


Were you hoping for a pensioners discount or summat

[steve f]

utoxetter was ok ralph me paul had a great night

[chrisu]

Instead of sitting on the sidelines carping, why not come across to God's own country and join us for a great rally .... then you can decide whether I'm a t**t or not

I'll buy you your fist Zider if you come over

I have been to more Zed rallie's than you have had hot dinner's
so I usualy know when to avoid the boring one's

so I will avoid this one like the plague

paul

you've always banged on about how much you support the club. this sort of nonsense contradicts that. practice what you preach

whatever your personal differences why not keep comments about club rallys being boring to yourself.

We can make our own minds up thank you.

[Pigford]

Well said Chris... Paully must be having yet another SENIOR moment

[RALPHARAMA]

Here we go!!!

Sandi, from The Canal has just e-mailed me to say that we have a band booked. We are sharing the cost with the venue.

The band are called Know Shame and have a web site - http://www.knowshame.com/index.php

I was well impressed with the sound they make. They're proper musicians playing with their own music, not a covers band. They are doing the night at a cut price to get in with the venue, and prolly hoping to flog some CDs, so we are very lucky:D I can't wait to hear 'em live

When I set the ticket price at only a fiver I hadn't envisaged paying a band; however I hadn't expected the interest that has been voiced on here, but could all of you who haven't bought a ticket please do so. Unless we have a huge number turn up it is quite likely that we'll make a loss as I haven't even taken enough money to cover the trophies yet - they are very nice trophies Please PM me fro my address and make cheques out to Z1 Owners Club.

Looking forward to meeting all you guys, talking Zeds, drinking and eating and being entertained

[tlc]

Seems as though it won`t be borin` then !

[Pigford]

Good on yer Ralphy-the-Roady

Shame about the Wurzels tho

[Buckle]

Good on yer Ralphy-the-Roady

Shame about the Wurzels tho

I thought the Yetties were superior in virtually every way, although "Blackbird I'll 'ave' e" was rather tuneful

[Pigford]

There is the YETTIES van parked up in the back of Sherborne, not 3 miles from me

[Buckle]

There is the YETTIES van parked up in the back of Sherborne, not 3 miles from me

I wasn't talking about the bloke who sells strawberries on the side of the A303 though

[paul doran]

Instead of sitting on the sidelines carping, why not come across to God's own country and join us for a great rally .... then you can decide whether I'm a t**t or not

I'll buy you your fist Zider if you come over

I have been to more Zed rallie's than you have had hot dinner's
so I usualy know when to avoid the boring one's

so I will avoid this one like the plague

Well I hope ours is as boring as the the Yorks Rally which you must have deemed too boring to attend. Clearly your definition of a boring rally equates to a great rally.

You're just scared that you can't keep up with the youth of the club


Were you hoping for a pensioners discount or summat

I heard you were going so I decided my ear's could stand the tirade
as for pensioner discount now let me think you had only to travel up the road a bit
I have done more mile's on a Zed in the last year than you have had dinner's old bean
I hear you like an audience around you
well you have a few gobshight's living near you like the Piglet and a few more easily led numbscull's so a ready made audience is assured
mind you the fact they are all dribbling zoombie's is probably a blessing for them
they won't understand a word you say

[paul doran]

I await the sad git's who can't recognise me taking the piss out of Ralph