Pigford's Red Zed - long term projext XYZ

[Pigford]

Z1bnackerkwacker, I thought it was our Jewish friends that disliked porky chops
Anyway, thought you were more of a Lamb-Lover
Popped down to Debbens today and had a quick chat with Steve, whilst purchasing a turbo..............................................
errrr, I mean some oil & a filter
Ray was working on Steves bike, which has been given even more ommmmph

[z1bnackerkwacker]

Z1bnackerkwacker, I thought it was our Jewish friends that disliked porky chops
Anyway, thought you were more of a Lamb-Lover
Popped down to Debbens today and had a quick chat with Steve, whilst purchasing a turbo..............................................
ommmmph

Jews, them as well.....

You are correct Piglet, I prefer lamb, Turkey's a bit to dry for me, I like my meat warm and moist

And Turbo , at least you'll have a use for the other caliper now

And just in case, Jingle bells, Batman smells.....Sing along children....

[Rich]

Ed - I love teddies especially the ones that women wear

[paul doran]

t**t a word
Someone better print me a list of words I can no longer write.

P.S I WANT PIGFORD BANNED AS HIS NAME MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO MUSLIMS.....

Piglet is offensive to the whole world

[Ed Z1-R]

Rich get yer drift with the teddies women wear

But as for teddybears

I hate teddybears with a passion

if i see one i am compelled to thump it

coz they think theyre cute and cuddly

There was once a teddy at work (hanging off a pull cord no arms or legs) everytime i walked past it i punched it

Then one day i noticed someone had stitched on a new set of arms and legs

yup you guessed

i (to the horror of the onlooking bystanders) tore off the arms and legs and threw them away

a few days later teddy went AWOL

i got blamed for it no matter how much i confessed my innocence

the rap was on me for many moons after.


how do you upset a child or give it a real reason to cry

give its teddy a systematic brutal beating

[Pigford]

You cruel b*****d.
I suppose you were christened TED

[Ed Z1-R]

see Piglet you is upset already

no.....lucifer

[Ed Z1-R]

oooh and there was a time moons ago i used to get a lift to work off a guy built like a brick out house.
On his rear view mirror was dangling a teddy.
"oh hes cute he dressed all festive like" i say while giving teddy a tickle on the chin

"whats its name wes?" i ask

"Chris" he says smiling

"why chris?"

"he dress like Santa"

"aw shux thats really cute"

Then mr Hyde side surfaced and i hit the bear
this upset Wes bigstyle

"sorry wes, hey chris wanna play a game?"

"what game?" say wes

ROADRASH
i opens the car door to lean out and erase chris into the tarmac at 30mph

This was more than Wes could handle and is desperately trying to grab the bear off me whilst driving, mega swerves

i relent

but later in work Chris got kicked hung and stomped upon on the floor where i twisted me foot on his head like stubbing a smoke out

but good on Chris he took the digs well

Poor old wes was most distraught

[Pigford]

Been a busy Piggy today........
Rebuilt forks with new seals & 169cc 10w fork oil x 2
I oiled inner fork surface where seals go first. Put seals in by hand and ensured they were square. Then I inverted fork slider/leg, putting seal onto a wooden board on the floor and carefully leant on leg to push seal in, checking it was square constantly. I managed to get it so only a couple of mm was sticking out proud of top of leg.
Next I got a rubber mallet, a large washer (slightly smaller in diameter than the seal) and a bit of wood dowel about 50mm long to sit on washer. Then bashed away until seal was seated enough to fit the correct washer & spring clip. The spring clip was not fully home, so I used the drift arrangement to slowly seat the seal home and watch for the clip to fully seat. As soon as the clip was seated I stopped bashing
I managed to clean up the headlight 'ears' and shrouds with Autosol nicely, so won't need to re-chrome them.


After fitting the forks I fitted the front wheel & handlears.

Next I've put the rear wheel in place temporarily, as I need to make a bracket for the replacement rear caliper (off an ER6).

[phil churchett]

What are those suspicous lookng magazines poking out from by your workmate in pic 3?
And why are you using a Haynes manual?

[Rich]

"What are those suspicous lookng magazines poking out from by your workmate in pic 3?" That's his porno collection

"And why are you using a Haynes manual?" He's only just got his first set of spanners give him a chance to make a few more mistakes

[london calling]

Well spotted Stalker.
If there's anyone on here who knows what a razz mag looks like it's you

[Pigford]

OK Mr Churchill, I've been caught, you can have your "Bus Weekly" magazines back, as now I've done you that favour and got them back off Rich
As for the Haynes manual, I had to check which wheel was back and front as it doesn't say on the rims, and I forgot to mark 'em up before I took 'em off
When this beast of a machine's finished you won't notice the background

[phil churchett]

Kim and Aggie would have a field day in your garage.

[PJones]

Kim and Aggie would have a field day in your garage.

Phil I'm ashamed to say I understand what your quoting - I must get out more

See ya soon

Cheers

PJ