So, I have sold a KH500 that is of Belgium origin, and the customer is coming for it next week. I followed all the procedure and went along to my local DVLA which is all of 1/2 a mile away, they told me that I had an old style Belgian log book and that they wouldn't accept it so they would have to inspect the Chassis number - Apparently My eyesight and the M.O.T. testers eyesight isn't good enough - no problem though as the bike is 20 feet away in the car park . . . "I'm sorry but you will have to book it in"
. . . . . But it is just there . . 20 feet away . . "I can book you in for 3 weeks today"
. . . . W T F the bike is just there, with good eyesight you can see the fecking numbers from your chair! . . . "I am not a vehicle inspector Mr Brett, I will have to book it in" . . . .
So, let me get this right, are you are capable of reading letters but not numbers or what ? . . . . At which point I stormed out . . . The bike is now booked in at Northampton on Monday . . . . IMBECILES! 
Lifes too short . . .