Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm      
 
The dealer brought my W650 over this afternoon (3hr drive from Henfield, Sussex).
I only paid £2500, so didn't expect a minter - photo's always make them look better  
 
He wheeled it out of the van -  

   Scruffy as feck, but cosmetics not a priority in this case. He said it rides and runs great,
Started it up (has a new battery) and it was a bit noisy - as in ticking and tapping  

   Ran pretty lumpy for first couple of minutes - not much fuel in tank and been sitting around for yonks. I put in half a can of fresh fuel.
Took it for a spin around the block and it was a bit 
vague handling wise and spitting and farting  

    He then jumped on it and proceeded to cane it up the road 
"to clear its throat"  
 
I jumped back on it for another spin round the block - not happy!  Left it running and sat it on the centre stand to check wheel alignment....... oil was dripping from engine.
Asked for a full refund - paid by Credit Card, luckily he agreed 
after offering to fix the leaks - Ha Ha feckin' Ha!
So now lumbered with a new s/s exhaust system I bought in anticipation of my new toy  

   Sometimes a bargain..... 
isn't  
 
			
									
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