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Ground Control to Major BONGO

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:48 pm
Author: pertonpc
Oh Most Magnificent Bongo of Ballshire,

Sire, verily forsooth there has been a large yellow object lodged amidst a bluish stratosphere in the south of Staffordshire this very day oh mighty one :!:

The Court Jesters in the Office of MET have consulted the runes and spake thus of an enchanted evening not two days hence -

"Largely dry, fine and warm on Monday"

Your loyal courtiers in the south of the County were consequently much excited my Lord.
Word doth abound that the mighty two wheeled 100 centilitre chariot adorned with winky lights at each corner may be about to make an appearance in the lower shire.

The ancients have begun to make their way to the lowly stable block belonging to that scurvy knave the Lord of Bradford's hostelry upon the ancient roman way to be known henceforth as ye A5 toll road.

I implore you to be of stout heart and firm courage to make the long pilgrimage to the Bradford Arms by seven of the clock on that very day.

Your favourite travelling lute players have crafted this humble sonnet in your honour and to implore the Saints to grant you and your mighty steed a safe passage across the badlands - clicketh here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiJ21YDXCBI

If not see you at the 4 Ashes Pub on A449 Thursday evening mate if it's dry.

ANYONE ELSE FANCY COMING :?:

Marcus Zeddicus

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:05 pm
Author: ade woollams
thats it pertemps has finaly lost it,the OCD has taken over .but i bet there is rust on the inside of your handle bars.LOL

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:41 pm
Author: Bongoball
I thought it was only me that started drinkin' early on a Saturday!
:beer

Bring on Monday's sun!!! :lol:
Or Thursday if it all goes pear shaped. :P

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:25 pm
Author: pertonpc
Hey Dave,
Don't know how to break this to you.....





but the forecast for
Monday Bradford Arms,
Wednesday Swancote and
Thursday Four Ashes
is all looking bang on at the mo. Surely summat's gotta change - otherwise September will have to be renamed Summertember :D

...and you have got no room to grumble about people going in the lash in the middle of the afternoon from what I remember mate :wink:

Oh and to get back into the medieval vibe -

I fear I must report that thy much travelled trobadours hath conspired with the cloven footed one my lord.
Word abounds that they have conjured forth many mystical ropes which hang from holes in the wall and doth verily give a mighty cacaphonous sound to their once pleasing ballad.
I beseech you to forgive them this hideous crime of the new science -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jZbCnac83E

and to layeth your own mighty axe down upon their churlish back beat

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:08 pm
Author: PAULJAC47
Hello Bongo, remember our conversation at the Bradford a couple of weeks ago :?? :?? ????

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:04 pm
Author: paulstrees
Oh Most Magnificent Bongo of Ballshire

Well I was going to comment on this thread but have realised I,ve already wasted nearly a minute of my life reading this sh....t
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:40 pm
Author: pertonpc
Thanks for coming over on the new bike Bongo,

Glad you got back safe and your Big Zed looks and sounds great in the flesh mate.

Reckon it's them go faster plug caps wot have set it off.

Hope you can make it across again on Thursday

Cheers from Mark

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:45 pm
Author: pertonpc
Hi Bongo,

Sorry you didn't get to the meeting :(

Here's a little film clip of what it was like - got a lot busier later and the whole field was full of different motors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX7I3t0kS0M

Next one is May 2013.

Cheers from Mark