Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The dealer brought my W650 over this afternoon (3hr drive from Henfield, Sussex).
I only paid £2500, so didn't expect a minter - photo's always make them look better
He wheeled it out of the van -

Scruffy as feck, but cosmetics not a priority in this case. He said it rides and runs great,
Started it up (has a new battery) and it was a bit noisy - as in ticking and tapping

Ran pretty lumpy for first couple of minutes - not much fuel in tank and been sitting around for yonks. I put in half a can of fresh fuel.
Took it for a spin around the block and it was a bit
vague handling wise and spitting and farting

He then jumped on it and proceeded to cane it up the road
"to clear its throat"
I jumped back on it for another spin round the block - not happy! Left it running and sat it on the centre stand to check wheel alignment....... oil was dripping from engine.
Asked for a full refund - paid by Credit Card, luckily he agreed
after offering to fix the leaks - Ha Ha feckin' Ha!
So now lumbered with a new s/s exhaust system I bought in anticipation of my new toy

Sometimes a bargain.....
isn't 
And on the 7th day... Zeds were created!